LA DIFFERENCE!
| A light-hearted look at the differences between ONLINE DATING (white) and YOURS SINCERELY (silver) | ||
| Boasts millions of members but the majority are no longer active. It’s easier to paint sand than it is to get your profile deleted... |
We can't measure our clientele by the million but they're all active, all local and how could you possibly meet millions of people. You’d be exhausted... |
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| Your photo and details are on the Web for the whole world (and your boss) to see. |
Unless you choose to tell, only other clients know that you’re with us. |
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Members can say whatever they like about themselves (and they do); absolutely nothing is checked  more |
We meet all our clients and they are who they say they are. | |
| You waste a lot of time, sending emails that aren’t answered. Only a very tiny number of the contacts you try to make online, actually result in a meeting. |
You only need to make the time to come to see us; after that we take care of everything... | |
| When it comes to the calibre of members, it’s usually quantity over quality. |
Our clients are educated, professional and financially stable. | |
| A recent survey confirmed that 30% of online members are married or in relationships. |
We ensure that all of our clients are free to form a new relationship. |
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| As the service is cheap or sometimes even free, members are often just playing around, filling in time until the footie starts... |
A financial commitment means that our clients are sincere about wanting to meet a partner. |
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| You have to compile your own profile and upload your own photograph (and no one will know if it’s the one from 1982)... |
We take a series of photos and compile your profile for you to approve. Just sit back and relax... | |
| When describing themselves, much poetic licence is used, so when you meet, George Clooney has become Mr. Bean and Kelly Brook morphs into Miss Piggy! |
When you meet our clients, for better or worse, they’ll be exactly as portrayed. | |
| It’s all very random, time-consuming and ‘pot luck’. |
We target the very people you want to meet. When we meet, you tell us what you’re looking for and we’ll do our level best to find it for you! | |
| If you have a problem, you’re dealing with a firm that can be a looong way away. |
Our office is local and open from 8.30am-6pm every weekday. | |
| Don’t even think about speaking to a real person. It’s strictly email only! |
We’ve met you and enjoy getting to know you better, so we’re with you every step of the way and are always happy to talk to you. | |
| Online dating is cheap because their overheads are low. After all, you do all the work! |
I bet your Mum told you ‘that you get what you pay for’. She was right and it applies to dating too. | |
| The success rate of online dating is no higher than 10% |
Our personal service combined with our lovely clients, means that our success rate is much, much higher. | |
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