Boast millions of members but the majority are no longer active. It’s easier to paint sand than it is to get your profile deleted...

  Always around 700 clients, all active, all local and how could you possibly meet millions of people. You’d be exhausted...
Your photo and details are on the Web for all the world (and your boss) to see.

  Unless you choose to tell, only other clients know that you’re with us.
Members can say whatever they like about themselves (and they do); absolutely nothing is checked more

  We meet all of our clients and they are who they say they are.
You waste a lot of time, sending emails that aren’t answered. Only a very tiny number of the contacts you try to make online, actually result in a meeting.

  You only need to make the time to come to see us; after that we take care of everything...
When it comes to the calibre of members, it’s usually quantity over quality.
  Our clients are educated, professional and financially stable.
A recent survey confirmed that 30% of online members are married or in relationships.

  We ensure that all of our clients are free to form a new relationship.
As the service is free or cheap, members are often just playing around, filling in time until the footie starts...

  A financial commitment means that our clients are sincere about wanting to meet a partner.
You have to compile your own profile and upload your own photograph (and no one will know if it’s the one from 1982)...

  We take a series of photos and compile your profile for you to approve. Just sit back and relax...
When describing themselves, much poetic licence is used, so when you meet, George Clooney has become Mr. Bean and Kelly Brook morphs into Miss Piggy!

  When you meet our clients, for better or worse, they’ll be exactly as portrayed.
It’s all very random, time-consuming and ‘pot luck’.


  We target the very people you want to meet. When we meet, you tell us what you’re looking for and we’ll do our level best to find it for you!
If you have a problem, you’re dealing with a firm that can be a looong way away.


  Our office is local and open from 8.30am-6pm every weekday.
Don’t even think about speaking to a real person. It’s strictly email only!


  We’ve met you and enjoy getting to know you better, so we’re with you every step of the way and are always happy to talk to you.
Online dating is cheap because their overheads are low. After all, you do all the work!

  I bet your Mum told you ‘that you get what you pay for’. She was right and it applies to dating too.
The success rate of online dating is no higher than 10%, as detailed in this fairly large survey


  Our personal service combined with our lovely clients, means that our success rate is much, much higher.