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Boast millions of members but the majority are no longer active. It’s easier to paint sand than it is to get your profile deleted...
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Always around 700 clients, all active, all local and how could you possibly meet millions of people. You’d be exhausted... |
Your photo and details are on the Web for all the world (and your boss) to see.
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Unless you choose to tell, only other clients know that you’re with us.
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Members can say whatever they like about themselves (and they do); absolutely nothing is checked more
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We meet all of our clients and they are who they say they are. |
You waste a lot of time, sending emails that aren’t answered. Only a very tiny number of the contacts you try to make online, actually result in a meeting.
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You only need to make the time to come to see us; after that we take care of everything... |
When it comes to the calibre of members, it’s usually quantity over quality.
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Our clients are educated, professional and financially stable. |
A recent survey confirmed that 30% of online members are married or in relationships.
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We ensure that all of our clients are free to form a new relationship.
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As the service is free or cheap, members are often just playing around, filling in time until the footie starts...
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A financial commitment means that our clients are sincere about wanting to meet a partner.
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You have to compile your own profile and upload your own photograph (and no one will know if it’s the one from 1982)...
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We take a series of photos and compile your profile for you to approve. Just sit back and relax... |
When describing themselves, much poetic licence is used, so when you meet, George Clooney has become Mr. Bean and Kelly Brook morphs into Miss Piggy!
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When you meet our clients, for better or worse, they’ll be exactly as portrayed. |
It’s all very random, time-consuming and ‘pot luck’.
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We target the very people you want to meet. When we meet, you tell us what you’re looking for and we’ll do our level best to find it for you! |
If you have a problem, you’re dealing with a firm that can be a looong way away.
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Our office is local and open from 8.30am-6pm every weekday. |
Don’t even think about speaking to a real person. It’s strictly email only!
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We’ve met you and enjoy getting to know you better, so we’re with you every step of the way and are always happy to talk to you. |
Online dating is cheap because their overheads are low. After all, you do all the work!
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I bet your Mum told you ‘that you get what you pay for’. She was right and it applies to dating too. |
The success rate of online dating is no higher than 10%, as detailed in this fairly large survey
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Our personal service combined with our lovely clients, means that our success rate is much, much higher. |
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